Cancel Christopher Nolan for glorifying violence.
Cancel Whitney Houston for romanticizing addiction.
Cancel Kumail Nanjiani and his perfectly chiseled cum-gutters for shaming dad bods.
Cancel separating truth from fiction.
Cancel critical thought.
Cancel introspection.
Cancel the mirror.
Cancel its reflection.
Cancel failure and growth.
Cancel redemption.
Cancel discomfort.
Cancel ryhming.
Cancel Ernest Hemingway for glamorizing shotguns.
Cancel Mark Twain, (he knows what he did).
Cancel Margaret Atwood for aggrandizing the oppression of women.
Actually, just cancel books, we’ve got memes, tweets, and social media now.
And please, can we cancel the FUCK out of Christopher Nolan!
Cancel digital for killing analog.
Cancel analog for idolizing antiquity.
Cancel cancelling rhyming.
Cancel this fucking soliloquy.
TLDR!
Cancel “it”.
Cancel debating about “it”.
Cancel context.
Cancel with texts.
Cancel learning from history, so we can repeat it.
Actually, just cancel history, who the fuck needs it?
Cancel the articles, I just need the headlines.
Cancel independent thought, my clique has me fed lines.
Cancel listening, I’ve heard all I need to.
Cancel seeing, I’ve seen all I need to.
Cancel education, I know all I need to.
Cancel conversing, this address doesn’t need you.
Hey, is Christopher Nolan cancelled yet, goddamnit? Are we all using the right hashtags?
Cancel Lavarr Burton for shaming illiterate youths.
Cancel Jonas Salk for trying to save them all from God’s design.
Cancel Sinead O’Conner for Catholic Church abuse.
Cancel the planet for telling me the whole fucking thing isn’t mine.
Cancel the generation in front of you, they don’t fucking get it.
Cancel the generation behind you, they didn’t fucking get it.
Cancel any generation whose members say your generation just doesn’t fucking get it.
Cancel the generation yet born, there’s NO WAY they’ll fucking get it.
Cancel the Others.
Cancel their hungry mouths.
Cancel colors.
And the ones I hurl stones at from my glass house.
Is Christopher Nolan living in a dumpster yet?
Cancel compassion.
Cancel empathy.
Cancel connections.
Let them all atrophy.
Cancel humility.
Cancel accountability.
Cancel vulnerability.
Cancel validity.
Cancel female pornstars for thinking they can choose what to do with their bodies and lives.
Cancel feminists who think they can also be wives.
Cancel the woman who defies science and transitions to a man.
Cancel science for being too hard for me to understand.
Cancel Jello Biafra for demanding we purge the impoverished.
Cancel Robert Downey Jr. for being a white actor, playing a white actor, playing a black man.
Cancel Daniel Levy for normalizing homosexuality on TV. We want drama!
Cancel Colin Kaepernick for humiliating the United States of Equality by refusing to stand.
Cancel silence.
Cancel solutions.
Cancel consciousness.
Cancel evolution.
Who the fuck is Christopher Nolan?
See no evil.
Hear no evil.
Speak at the top of your lungs.
Cancel humanity.
Cancel everyone but me.